If people peddling pyramid schemes puts a bad taste in your mouth, then take a swig of the musical kool aid that is Faux Bandit’s latest single Every Man Is A Pyramid Scheme.

With streaks of rebellion and a riotous beat, Every Man Is A Pyramid Scheme is this Brisbane blitz-rock duo’s dig at the inept nature of man, particularly those people who push their own agendas.

Applying the business model of pyramid schemes to personality, Faux Bandit believe every person creates their own pyramid-like scheme based on their interests, which they use for better or worse.

“Every Man Is A Pyramid Scheme is a reaction to celebrity and fan culture. For me it’s about saying it’s ok to reject a certain way of thinking, and to some degree writing songs like this helps me be more confident in my own views instead of following other ways of thinking,” said vocalist and guitarist, Adam Brill.

To celebrate the release of Every Man Is A Pyramid Scheme and rebel further against the pyramid scheme ideology in all it’s forms, we asked the band to provide a list of legitimate pyramids that won’t leave you wondering how you accidentally signed up to network marketing…

‘FOUR LEGIT PYRAMIDS THAT ARE BETTER THAN PYRAMID SCHEMES’ BY FAUX BANDIT

  1. The pyramid of the sun.
    Far superior to the pyramid of the moon, the pyramid of the sun is part of a large complex at the heart of the city of Teotihuacan, which was established around 200 BC. It is found along the Avenue of the Dead so, yeah.
  2. The Louvre.
    People got mad when it was built because they thought it “clashed with the other buildings” or something but they got over it when they realised how good art is.
  3. The Daft Punk Pyramid.
    Possibly the greatest pyramid made by mankind, this technologic monument has been spreading da funk around the world and we are just hoping to get lucky by seeing them one more time for some digital love.
  4. Pyramids by Frank Ocean.
    No schemes here just smooth jams. 10 minutes of them too!

Be inspired to think outside the square and listen to Faux Bandit’s latest banger Every Man Is A Pyramid Scheme.

EVERY MAN IS A PYRAMID SCHEME – FAUX BANDIT